Brain Candy

By Nick Ludwig

This semester has been a trying one for all of us for many reasons. It has been hard at times to focus on events and tasks at hand here while so much is changing in the world around us. I hope that this trivial page of riddles and quotes bring some enjoyment to your day. Thanks for reading.

Try to wrap your brain around these...

swartsanager has a big one, fox has a small one, sienfield is very proud of his maddona doesnt have one, clinton uses his all the time, the pope has one but doesnt use his
what is it?
Answer: eman tsal

There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for.

Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it?
__________gry?
Answer: I don't know, if you figure it out email me.

Here are some quotes that I particularly enjoy and hope that you might...
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity
I don't believe in mathematics
Albert Einstein

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody
Bill Cosby

Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding
Ralph Waldo Emerson

So go study for those tests, and good luck!!!!

Quotes found at http://home.att.net/~quotations/einstein.html and http://www.brainyquote.com

Riddles found at http://www.riddles.com

nludwig@engineering.uiowa.edu